End Days Scenario. Choose One. Pump shotgun, or semi-auto 9mm?

13 Responses

1. Misplaced Falcon

   December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

   Shotgun… No contest!

2. daniil

   December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

   why not both?

3. Lookinggreatisadrag!

   December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

   I choose peace over weapons. And I will stick by that choice.

4. ialsogotcha

   December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

   So why do we need guns? Did the christians go crazy in this scenario, is there zombies? Did jesus come back with an attitude?… need more detail….

   but pump shotgun for me

5. Mdme. Mango Keeps it real

   December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

   semi automatic

   "Go ahead: Make my day"

6. Mr Answer

   December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

   I choose THE ONE and ONLY God of heaven and earth. . .

   "And the angel of the LORD appeared unto him, and said unto him, The LORD is with thee, thou mighty man of valour."(Judg 6:12)

7. link955

   December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

   Both, actually. A 9mm semi in a holster and a short-barreled pump shotgun with #1 buckshot.

   But since this "End Days" crap isn’t going to happen, this is just academic.

8. Sexist Pig

   December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

   The shotgun would come in handy. Don’t forget to workout though, the obese zombies wont be able to catch you if you do.

   Make sure to have a backup gun, so just bring both. We are going to need all the power we have. May Odin save us all.

9. Catholic Mythbuster

   December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

   I’ll take the pump shotgun if I have to choose between those two, because 9 mm ammo is so hard to find right now.

   However, it would only be in addition to my semi-auto .32, my knives, and my bat’leth.

10. Leon B

    December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

    I’d choose the 9mm. It’s smaller, better in close quaerters, and easier to free up my hands to do other things like gather food and whatnot.

11. ignatz

    December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

    Shotgun. Most gun combat/action takes place at
    short range, usually less than 20 ft.
    A shotgun does not need to be as accurate as a pistol.
    You just point in the general direction and have a very good
    chance of hitting your target. Pistols, revolvers require more
    skill to hit the target.
    That’s why police often have "riot guns" (shotguns).
    It’s also often the preferred personal weapon of combat military.

12. Andy F

    December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

    I reject both choices.

    If these are really the End Times as per the religious prophecies, neither kind of gun will do you much good.

    The same thing is true if we don’t face the Christian or Jewish or Muslim apocalypse, but "only" some global environmental disaster or plague or nuclear catastrophe resulting from human folly, actually.

    If a breakdown in human governments and public health measures leads to some new Plague sweeping the world, for example, neither your shotgun nor your 9 mm will necessarily protect you from it.

    If a nuclear-armed government or two makes a big Boo Boo and nuclear war erupts followed by lots of nuclear fallout – the same scenario applies. A gun ain’t gonna save you from radiation sickness.

    Similarly for global famine brought on by runaway population growth. Similarly for some consequences of global climate change.

    You can try to shoot your way out of famine, flood or drought, but you aren’t going to hit much. I don’t imagine the gun manufacturers or the sellers of 9 mms and shotguns are going to tell you that, though.

13. can't remember

    December 31st, 2009 at 7:58 am

    pump shotgun

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